I have a stupid gyno appointment today. I do not want to go. Like, I cried this morning just thinking about being there. The last time I had a lady exam it was about 3 months after having the kid and let me tell you that was one of the most painful smears I've ever had. And I do not want to do that again. But you know, female health and all, I have to go. But holy Jesus I have some serious anxiety going on right now. If drinking tequila at 10am wasn't frowned upon I would totally take a shot right now so I could calm my ass down. They're probably going to also tell me it's time for another mammogram, which really wasn't that bad the last time I had one, but still, I don't like the girls mistreated that way. It's rude.
I got a Nook for my birthday and I must admit: I effing love it. I've resisted the whole e-reader thing because I like books. I like holding books. I like turning pages and everything that's associated with holding a book in your hand. So it took me a couple of weeks to even break the Nook out of its box. And then, I loaded the book Going In Circles by Pamela Ribon and proceeded to finish it in two days and ask myself the question "why the hell did I resist the e-reader so much?!". Seriously. That thing is awesome. And the book was awesome. And also, I totally geeked out after I'd sent the author a tweet that I was reading her book and she tweeted me back. I actually jumped up and down as I'm telling my husband that HOLY SHIT SHE REPLIED TO ME. Seriously. I was totally stoked by that. As I'm reading the book I'm watching the page number thing at the bottom that tells you you're on page 145 of 246 and as there are less and less pages to read I know I should stop reading so I can make this book last longer but I can't bring myself to slow down, I just keep reading and reading and then I'm done and I feel a little sad that it was over and then I call my BFF because I was high on reading and needed to talk to another book junkie about how totally high I was right then. Ha. I get high off reading. I'm totally rad. Obviously, I've loaded more books on that thing and will probably not get any of the packing I'm supposed to be doing done because I'm too busy snorting books.
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