OMFG. Playing on the bed with the kid last night, tickling his feet and pulling him back from the edge over and over because depth perception is not his thing - I missed. And he crawled right off the edge of our bed. Which is like 3 feet off the ground (pillow top mattress, memory foam, fancy bed frame = really tall bed that requires a stool for me to get on, which is ridiculous). It was a miracle fall. He did not hit the bed frame with this gigantic noggin. He did not bust his teeth out due to the face planting. But OMFG (and I kinda hate that abbreviation) the wailing and crying and heated looks from my husband because this type of thing tends to make him think I do not know how to do things like "watch the baby". There were no obvious bumps and no bloody mouth so I think he's ok, but JESUS CHRIST. Who let me have this baby?
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